the world shrinks here...

2007-09-26T00:46:00.000-07:00

yeah i couldnt post yesterday cuz my mum said no com and i dozed off cuz she came to check on me every 1hr...i din noe korean dramas could keep someone awake for so damn long...rofl

this post is gonna be full of vids...xD

niwaes... i cant really remember anything yesterday... other than lantern fest rofl...

ok me and my frens met at the park at 8 to set the park on fire....jkzz...rofl

yeah we took a shot with the cam xD...

rofl...yeah...

ok then after that we went to start the fire...i put it out at first accidentally cuz i gathered sand instead of dead leaves...paiseh...niwaes our stocks at first were 7 lighters...1 boxes of firestarters..i forgot how many boxes of sparkelers there were cuz there were just too mani...
ok it didnt work out very well in the park...so we went to fernville just across the main street...

we set our fire and we started to play with a sweeper's broomstick(it was on fire of course)yeah after that we decided to try our xplosions xD

this was our first successful explosion made by the use of one lighter...(mind the scream from my fren...or was it me?)

this was a double explosion xD...(more random screams)

This was a explosion made by a lighter and a box of sparklers

after that we went back to the park to get more resources...(lighters,cardboxes,newspapers...air freshener lol)yeah then we had two unsucessful but cool gas explosions...

that was the first one....

the second one sounded like a bomb dropping...lol cuz sum1 was playing with the whistling sparkeler behind us...lol...wheeeeeeeeeewwwww...boom

This one was the biggest one that covered the whole camera screen even without zooming xD...i didnt take it but i was talking to my fren when this happened...i kinda had a very minor burn on my left cheek...it was quite unexpected...the guy who filmed this vid was being bo liao...

ok then we went to have a group shot...the one at the start of the post...and then we played flame throwers...xD too bad thers no footage on this...yeah then after that we saw this guy in a van calling on his phone and looking at us...then we ran......while we were running i acc cammed timo... =/ yeah... we camped at my frens house like outlaws for like 15 mins...Oo

then we went home....me and my bro got scolded for coming home at 10.30...when we were supposed to come home at 10...

niwaes...too bad...i gotta go tuition now...bb

2007-09-24T07:48:00.000-07:00

THIS IS THE START OF TE WEEK BEFORE DESTRUCTION NEWS!!!!...

i have to make this post a quick one so ill be summarising alot of useless info...

yeah today we had a new gay maths teacher...lol

his favourite word...ballssssss.......

well since he kept specifying on the ballsssssss........

we mimiced his actions...and speech yeah...

ok then recess...

geraint louis and daniel were humping each other....

it was a damn funny sight...oso damn wrong....

yeah...that was really wrong...

chinese...grey had no specs...lol whatta cliche...

niwaes...towards our journey back home to the world of j8...karpak and louis made a dash for the traffic light and passed the girls in our klass thus embarrassing themselves...haha low self esteem....yeah then were like...20 secs left...CHIONNGGG!!!!!!!and they did so...rofl it was a funny sight...then the emo couple were walking behind us...discussing on the bus ride that they were gonna take home...yeah they sat infront of me and junkang in the bus and ill describe more further in the post....

ok then we went to 7-11...then timo and sherlyn went across the street and god knows what they were doing there...lol

ok the bus came... me and jk sat behind sherlyn and timo for awhile before timo chased us to the front of the bus...rofl...again god knows what he was doing back there...

hmmm...they look quite good together...

emo couple footage from a different angle...

yeah...then we sent him good luck messages from the front of the bus...rofl...even one..timo control yourself message...

niwaes...the blame was put all on junkang for being the mastermind (or so he thought) of the devious plot which is now on the internet as you can see...rofl...the rest of the day went wuite fine for me...

i dunno why but my right hand hurts and i just treated it niwaes...

i finished my compo just awhile ago and i think its quite a meaningful love story...i hope...rofl...

ok i have to go get some shuteye before my dad yells at me to go to sleep...

good night...xD

2007-09-12T07:06:00.000-07:00

wheee...today was super tireing!!!!!>..
not cuz we went to school but because of the discussion to use my house as a project centre
(or should i say a balle field)
ill get to that later...
today in school...hmm...what did we do that was interesting except going through classes one after another...bah forget it ...ill leave it up to geraint...since i was near him for most of the day...

ok then...on the way home...me,geraint,louis,timo and junkang
yeah nothing happened...except the arguement wether to take taxi or the mrt...
well since louis said hell pay the $2.80 starting fee...we rode in a taxi paying just a dollar ea. xD
thx louis for your kind contribution...
we took a 5-seater cab which looked so damn fugly...like a schoolvan with 5 seats...
yeah and louis was trying to bring timo and sherlyn together by mocking him...same short old louis...
niwaes...
we DID do most of the project research and yeah we din do the eng project....
i went to search and summarise while alotta background crap happened behind me...for example this wrestling crap i took after doing research...rofl

thats not very pleasant is it?rofl
niwaes...its on my blog so TOO BAD LOUIS
rofl...
ok then...after that we watched the borat movie on the com...
borat came in starting with the lines..."hello,mey name de borat...I like you =)...i like sex...=0"
then that was the first sick joke with many more in the movie...
borat doesnt even noe he has been kissing gays...he tot they were just trying to be funni...sad sad...rofl
and chasing after pamela anderson...that was stupid...
and lotta other crap...
in overall the show was really...REALLY SICK!!!yeah...
niwaes...geraint has the timo/louis thin uploaded on his blog finally...hes so happi...
oh yeah and throughout the hole battle,geraint nvr went crazy...he actually remained his same
sane self and that was really amazing...
yeah...then we all had to go home...sad sad...
after that i went to do abit of math and then i went rollerblading...ive got students now xD!!!
yipee...
i came home and did more math..cuz i owe my tuition teacher 3mths of hmwk and they eventually stacked up...rofl...i did most of it in the previous days and yeah...im left with the latest few homework pieces...yipee xD
ok....bb

2007-09-11T05:53:00.000-07:00

yipee today was a great day at school...also its one day closer to ..... *dum dum dum*
EOY!!!AHHHOMGOMGLOL!!ROFL!!!
yeah...
so...the day started off wet ...
when i came to school...i waited for 5 mins before timo arrived...black was nowhere to be seen(seriously this time)
i cant belive he came late for the first time...rofl...niwaes...after most of us at the table came...junkang said...i hope it rains...
and then it happened...the sky turned dark and clouds were looming lowly above us...wtf
then it started pouring...as that happened...timo was looking our for "chio bu"s who got their blouses wet...rofl perv/despo...
niwaes... geraint came shortly after that and that psycho fool was teh only idiot walking with an umbrella STRAIGHT THROUGH the pouring rain...in the parade sq...
he then started to kick water onto himself...wattaidiotrofl...
he came in with his pants and shoes heavily drenched...woohoo xD
then jk was so scared that he would flick off all the water on us...but kindly(oddly) enough,he didnt...
well then i started mocking jk ...
JUNKANG - level 99 black mage...
USES WATERGA!!!...

*final fantasy victory music plays*
earned 100gil
caused massive short weather change
then...of course...he punched me for being an ass...
during recess...we went to the toilet...then louis went to crap...
then geraint...being the disgusting fool that he is...looked...or should i say...gawked at louis wiping his butt...yeah...eww...
niwaes...geraint,fortunately din see anithing...rofl
niwaes...we tried to go into the eng classroom but bulldog had to gaurd her kennel and barked us outta there and we were sitting outside her class during the hole recess...yay
then nth much happened...or i just forgot...
after school...we went to have pepper lunch..rofl super ex...
oh and the store manager's name was daniel lau...rofl...seriously...it was on the name tag...timo is proof...
yeah while eating...lol
all of us took a piece of his beef...each(daniel,geraint,timo,junkang and me)
eyah we still havnt told louis what we did...he reacted kinda aggressively and started pouring soup onto timo's plate
yeah after that we went to play lost planet demo and guess what?i started with only 400 T-Energy points and i died after massive struggling in the flying crap cave...louis was being a butthole(just like the rafflesians who commanded us how to play the other day...arrogant snobs...)
yeah...then since jk went for tuition i had to go home with timo...in the bus we were just minding our own buisness...rofl...
then wen i got home...i went for tuition...
after tuition...my fren called up to bring us to somewhere special...and he said it was just over there...*pointing across fernville*(those northern dwellers should know what this is..)
yeah we began our journey(for more details...read below...after the RAWR!!!)

yeah i got home and watched abit of tv...
when my dad got home...he was like wtf??!!
the the ceremic layering had crumbled on our wall due to bad workmanship...
here are some pics of the shockingly shocking event :

my dad plucking loose bricks off the wall...

the bricks that fell....=(

a piece of brick.................

yeah after that i went toeat dinner and do some revision and here i am now blogging rofl....gtg now...iAManA55...out...of breath....

2007-09-11T05:36:00.000-07:00

RAWR!!!!!!

THE AMAZING JOURNEY!!!!

today at 6, me and my frens walked to senkang to explore "unknown" lands to play with my dads RC car...niwaes...these are some photos i took of the journey and they are places where only brandon dwell...(since its senkang...or is it?)...

Have you ever come here before?

teh next station...fantastic xD i blame the banglas for building these kind of roads...

Bridework =)

after finding the so called near field>.... we decided ...ok lets get the hell home ... our mums will kill us..except the guy who brought us there...watts asshole.

niwaes...we were then on our job back...another 1/2 hr..xxxzzz

we later crossed a gigantic field full of water and it was SO VERY DISGUSTING`1!!yeah...i did something there that you would think unimaginable but what i did in the wet wet field will remain a secret...besides playing lame assed real time counter strike yeah...we reached home at like about...7.30 and ill bet my fren's mum is pissed...rofl

ok then ...that is the end of the "AMAZING"-ly annoyingly long WALK(it wasnt a race...i lied...rofl)

2007-09-10T07:38:00.000-07:00

today is the first day of school in term 4...(BOOOO!!!)
i put up a nice countdown timer in the blog...FOR EOY~!!!!!
niwaes...today started of with syazwan coming in with his hair(aka toothbruth/grass)
every1 laughed at first sight of the 'magnificent' bush growing of top...

later nico got to sit on a nice blob of bird crap...which he then shortly noticed after sitting down on the bird-crapped chair....he asked louis for a tissue and started cleaning his pants going..."its very sticky...!" and yeah...
during that period of time hanesh styled the grass patch into a "nice" sorta mowhawk...

then geraint commented with one of his retarded comments..."it looks better but its still horrible..."
yeha..after that was recess and we were in the eng class the hole of it....super sian
niwaes...the teacher changed our seating arrangement...unfortunately or not...she moved melissa and grey infront of me and "i cant see who was beside me...rofl"
yeah hen the class gave me the usual crap...
niwaes nth much happened during school...
after school,i got a chicken...and put mayo on top and then i told timo it was an experiment but noooo~ he had to say how shitty it looked and how disgusting it will taste(it tasted pretty good if you like japanese)
yeah...so on the way we were complaining on how slow timo did his "timo walk"
special timo only skill ...snail walk
niwaes...we walked to 7-11 later meeting...nvm
niwaes i got coke(damn i shouldtnt have gotten it knowing that im coughin real bad)
oh yeah i almost forgot waht happened...timo got confronted by the charity guys and he just ran away,,the guy caught him by the arm and with his fat black body,told him tat if he didnt wanna donate..he can just say no...
well timo got really scared of him after that(so much for calling us hum-ji...-_-")
niwaes...
on the bus,timo spilled his sprite in the bus...yeah...rofl
then we just talked alot of crap in the bus(we were the ppl making most noise in the quiet,quiet bus...thus embarrassing the school with shameless thoughts
oh and after timo got off the bus(he was being a total nut)he started ranting on how "zai" he was for getting on the bus witout paying...
niwaes...wen i went home i had to go for tuition almost instantaneously...
sad sad =(
i din go aniwher tdy and all i did was stay at home...studying...
and im now down with a slight flu...hooray -.-"
ok fantastic... good night...

2007-09-09T07:36:00.000-07:00

this is the second piece of my life in this blog...
today nothing special happened
i went to church...had lunch
went for a haircut(NOT MUSH!!!)
yeah...
niwaes...i went skating with my bro(again)
we
and i have footage of him skating!!!
wheee xD
hes quite good for a 2month blader

yeah that was so .... pixellated...

niwaes...after rollerbladin we went home to have dinner and then we studied for our oh-so close EOY exams....really stupid thing...then my specs broke

luckily my dad was home and he repaired it...

hmm i wonder what to do with the undone eng project...since its the last day of the hols...i guess well just give bulldawg a good excuse for not doing it and postpone it to another date...rofl

goodnight...iAManA55-OUT!!-cold....Zzzzzz

2007-09-08T07:16:00.000-07:00

this is my first REAL blogging piece in this blog...
ok heres how my day went...
being abit lazy i slept till 10.45 today.shortly befor realising that my tuition was over and i went back to sleed...JUST KIDDING!...i walked into the bathroom,brushed my teeth and ate breakfast
suddenly..? the front door opened and my grandma came home from the market...
she was nagging at me
"why didnt you go for tuition?you are so hopeless!the maid is also another hopeless one and so is that stupid dog of yours...your parents work so hard for your upbringing and this is what you give her in return?-then she ranted on about the dog and the com(i wonder what the dog did)-this is an accurate cantonese translation
niwaes i apologized to my tuition teacher for (non-intentionally) missing a lesson
woohoo so fun...then my mum asked me to teach my bro science and eng and thats what i did for 2 hrs...
shortly after that my dad came home from work (thus,saving me from a boring saturday) and brought us out to run the RC car and helis ...
we came to this field in the middle of senkang? and we set up some things...
my bro was complaining on how hot it was and how he doesnt like insects crawling over him and blah blah bla-bla blah and i was like...stfu the sun is not hot and the insects arnt poisonous(or thats what i thought)
we tried to start up the car for 2hrs and we just couldnt figure what was wrong...
so my dad went to fly his heli while i tried to figure out what the hell was wrong with the bloody thing
shortly after that,we tried starting the car again...the car suddenly...to our surpirse...started and made chainsaw noises(so cool)...my bro din wanna play
after afew rounds of playing,i rested the car cuz it ran outta fuel(the car runs on petrol)
i touched what i was not supposed to touch on the car and i burnt my finger...
niwaes i learnt a lesson from that one...
then we played with the rc vehicles for the next 1/2 hr
then i had to go for my guitar and i was late...
the stupid teacher is oh-so impatient and thinks hes the best of the best
and saying..."stop,stop,all stop...hear this..."
damn so qianbian
after that,i went home to eat dinner(PIZZA!!!!xD)and then i went to play com(after bathing of course)
arnd 8++ (just now) me and my bro heard raining in the house...
we din realli care since i was playing an old-new game on my com and my bro was too engrossed with RUNESCAPE!!haha...nonsense
niwaes...the "raining" didnt stop so my bro went the investigate...
"GOD***IT...WHAT THE F***??!!?!"
ok...i got the picture...i went to see my brother later struggling with a burst water pipe...he didnt noe how to off it...
i was wearing my fav shrit and i din wanna get it wet...
bah niwaes i couldnt stand there seeing my grandma being sprayed with a rabid hose...rofl
i took off my shirt(eww is what you must be thinking...dont worry i wore my previously worn shirt to battle with the pipe...)well i switched the thing off and that was the end of it...
heres a pic of the dead piece of crap:

niwaes....oh i forgot about my rollerblading trip...i fell doing a parellel slide!!!woohoouh...the two pieces of cloth at the back of my skate were tangled and so i tripped...and yeah i got grazed a little but ..... eeeerrrriiiiimmmm ooooKAYyyy....i can do acid slide better now xD

Yeah thats about it...rofl(for tonight...)

2007-09-04T05:49:00.000-07:00

its been ahile since i started blogging again...]
honestly i wannet to blog ytd but since louis had to make me folo him to the toilet due to his "after eating clilli i need to crap" rule during his camp
so yeah...
im back in the blogging buisness and this blog is,hopefully going to get fully functioning and back into shape for immediate tagging and NO SPAMMING no matter how much you guys say i like/love mel and all the other crap.....itll just get deleted niwaes....if i have the time...
so thankyou and enjoy my new blog